VICTORY QUOTES:
"You think you got problems? My initials spell MAP!"
"That got my heart pounding so hard, I can taste noises, and hear colors!"
"So, how's that can of kick-ass I opened up workin' out for ya?"
INTRO QUOTES:
"When Max Attacks!"
"You're staring at a Max-ter-piece."
"I'll make this painful and loud like constipation!"