JATZ:
Misc 1: "My arm may fallen off a couple times, but at least I won!"
Misc 2: "Now...let's talk about that reward..."
Misc 3: "All my bones...are broken...ha! Victory!"
After defeating M.O.D.O.K.: "Wow! I suddenly feel more attractive!"
After defeating Nemesis: "It sucks that I had to destroy a fellow Buck, but it was you or me, Pal!"
After defeating Sentinel: "I could make one hell of a war weapon with all these parts!"
After defeating Ironman: "Wait, you're not really a robot? And, you have a beard? Yuck!"
After defeating Hulk: "Green...angry...ugly...are you mocking me?"
After defeating Shuma Gorath: "There is only one word to describe that last fight...gross..."
BUCK-DOZER:
Misc 1: "I'm a peaceful creature...until you piss me off."
Misc 2: "Just be glad you didn't catch me at work...I would have used a sledgehammer."
Misc 3: "Now that you've seen my true form, tell no-one...I want others to be surprised and frightened as you were."
After defeating Sentinel: "You may have been bigger, but certainly not stronger..."
After defeating Shuma Gorath: "You're a mere insect compared to the inhabitants of U-King...I'm one of'em."
After defeating M.O.D.O.K.: "Ok...what exactly did I just fight?"
After defeating Nemesis: "My growl is much lower, and my power is much greater...you are no Buck..."
After defeating Hulk: "Purple shorts? So manly..."
After defeating Dante: "Those weapons didn't save you from me...did they?"
DANIEL SAUR:
Misc 1: "Left hook, hard right, body blow, uppercut."
Misc 2: "Damn, that felt good!"
Misc 3: "Uhh...your ass fell off, Bud...might wanna...ya know..."
After defeating Sentinel: "It took you so long to walk a few inches into the battle field, and in one hit, you're down. Wow!"
After defeating M.O.D.O.K.: "Kill it with fire! Oh... I did."
After defeating Nemesis: "Just when ya think you've seen everything, a leather guy with purple penises coming out of'im challenges ya..."
After defeating Hulk: "Dude! Show some decency! Put some socks and shoes on!"
After defeating Ghost Rider: "Alright, your bike's destroyed! You're stranded! Get up, and prepare for round 2!"